\ Caffeine Warrior
Keep your bad vibes outta my cornflakes
Anonymous asked:

why do you hate swifties so much

gayweeddaddy69 answered:

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

jonnywaistcoat answered:

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.