Keep your bad vibes outta my cornflakes
Keep your bad vibes outta my cornflakes
I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer
Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv
Is... is there a Fleshlight sleeve chiller?
You heard it here first: I'm only getting pissed on for clout.
[Says something incoherent and someone responds with confusion] Looks like I touched a nerve 😏
here's an extremely deep and thought-provoking comic i co-wrote with my theyfriend ☀️
what the hell? women
It’s been so long since I was in cahoots. I miss it.
Being in cahoots with someone(s) is so pleasant.
I'm trying to pinpoint EXACTLY the things I want in partnership. I have understood the overarching ideas - honesty, open communication, vulnerability, self-reflection, mindfulness, compassion, etc. - but now I'm getting to understand the specific things that fill my cup.
Being in cahoots is one of them!
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters
we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
What the fuck.
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
